Sandwich Specialist:
Hello and welcome to Subway! What kind of sandwich would you like.

Programmer:
Umm, I’ll have a foot long tuna on wheat.

Sandwich Specialist:
Yes, a foot long tuna. What kind of bread?

Programmer:
Wheat.
(Looks at a sign promoting ‘Omega 3 Wheat Bread)
Umm, what’s the difference between wheat bread and Omega 3 wheat bread?

Sandwich Specialist:
It’s wheat bread. There is no difference.

Programmer:
But the sign says that it’s the new Omega 3 Wheat Bread.

Sandwich Specialist:
No. There is no difference. They are both wheat bread.

Programmer:
But the sign actually says that Omega 3 Wheat Bread is both new and different.

Sandwich Specialist:
No.  They are exactly the same.   The sign is new.  Only the sign is different.  What kind of bread would you like.

Programmer:
I guess I’ll try white bread this time.

CURTAIN

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