Sandwich Specialist:
Hello and welcome to Subway! What kind of sandwich would you like.

Programmer:
Umm, I’ll have a foot long tuna on…  What’s that new bread?  I think it has ‘cheese’ in the name?

Sandwich Specialist:
Yes, a foot long tuna. What kind of bread?

Programmer:
Umm, it’s one of the new breads.  It has ‘cheese’ in the name.  I’d like to try that.

Sandwich Specialist:
What kind of bread?

Programmer:
Look, I don’t remember the name, but it has the word ‘cheese’ in it.

Sandwich Specialist:
There is a list of the new breads on the sign right in front of you.

Programmer:
Yes, but I’m not wearing my spectacles, and can’t read the sign.  The new bread has the word ‘cheese’ in the title.

Sandwich Specialist:
Urban Cheese?

Programmer:
Urban Cheese?

Sandwich Specialist:
Yes, Urban Cheese.

Programmer:
You mean like cheese from dairy cows raised in the city?

Sandwich Specialist:
No… Not urban cheese.  URBAN cheese.

Programmer:
I don’t understand.  You mean urban, instead of rural cheese?

Sandwich Specialist:
UR…  Ban… Cheese!

(a second Sandwich Specialist appears with a felt pen and begins to writes on the back a promotional poster and shows the result to the Programmer)

Second Sandwich Specialist:
See.  URBAN cheese.

Programmer:
Oh.  You mean Herb and Cheese?

Sandwich Specialist:
Yes!  Urban Cheese.  Urban Cheese!

Programmer:
Maybe I’ll just have it on white bread then.

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