Buying a Sanwich V
Sandwich Specialist:
Hello and welcome to Subway! What kind of sandwich would you like.
Programmer:
Umm, I’ll have a foot long tuna on… What’s that new bread? I think it has ‘cheese’ in the name?
Sandwich Specialist:
Yes, a foot long tuna. What kind of bread?
Programmer:
Umm, it’s one of the new breads. It has ‘cheese’ in the name. I’d like to try that.
Sandwich Specialist:
What kind of bread?
Programmer:
Look, I don’t remember the name, but it has the word ‘cheese’ in it.
Sandwich Specialist:
There is a list of the new breads on the sign right in front of you.
Programmer:
Yes, but I’m not wearing my spectacles, and can’t read the sign. The new bread has the word ‘cheese’ in the title.
Sandwich Specialist:
Urban Cheese?
Programmer:
Urban Cheese?
Sandwich Specialist:
Yes, Urban Cheese.
Programmer:
You mean like cheese from dairy cows raised in the city?
Sandwich Specialist:
No… Not urban cheese. URBAN cheese.
Programmer:
I don’t understand. You mean urban, instead of rural cheese?
Sandwich Specialist:
UR… Ban… Cheese!
(a second Sandwich Specialist appears with a felt pen and begins to writes on the back a promotional poster and shows the result to the Programmer)
Second Sandwich Specialist:
See. URBAN cheese.
Programmer:
Oh. You mean Herb and Cheese?
Sandwich Specialist:
Yes! Urban Cheese. Urban Cheese!
Programmer:
Maybe I’ll just have it on white bread then.
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