Minister
(After calling the deceased by two different wrong names)
… And don’t forget to attend the wonderful reception back at the house.

Programmer
Hmm…

Lady sitting in the pew next to the Programmer
WONDERFUL ?
Isn’t that setting the bar a little high?
I mean, I’m gonna be kinda disappointed if they don’t have an elephant and a pair of performing seals at the lunch buffet.

CURTAIN

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