A neighbor arrives with a warning about diseased squirrels dropping poisoned food into her yard. Her dog had been very sick, and she didn’t want anyone else to go through what she’d experienced.

Neighbor:
I wanted to warn you.  My dog has been very sick.

Programmer:
Mine too.

Neighbor:
No, my dog went to the vet.

Programmer:
Mine too.  Eight times I think.

Neighbor:
But my dog nearly died.

Programmer:
Mine too.  Twice.

Neighbor:
Really?

Programmer:
Yes.  And he had his blood replaced, twice.

Neighbor:
Honestly!  I was just trying to be helpful.  I don’t know why you have to be so competitive.

Curtain.

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